中文双字：去年，寡人处于英国。一个中国同学前往店铺，想要购买母鸡用于炖汤，不知单词(hen)，只能表示想要(chicken)。店主出示一个公鸡。同学摇头，说道：“寡人不要这个，寡人想要他的老婆。” 　　英文直译：Last year, I in Britain. A china classmate go to grocery, want to buy hen to make soup, not know word (hen), only can express want (chicken). Grocer show a rooster. Classmate shake head, say:"I not want this, I want his wife."

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要求中英文对照，中国人看了不会笑，但英美人看了会大笑，并跪求指出笑点，谢啦

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. 母亲:约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。 Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other. 你能解释一下吗? 约翰尼:嗯，我想是因为里面太黑了，我没注意到另外那块。

A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please

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I asked myself how to handle life? My room gave me the answer: Roof said: Aim high. Fan said: Be cool. Clock said: Value time. Calendar said: Be up-to-date. Wallet said: Save now for the future. Mirror said: Always observe yourself. Wall said: Share others' load. Window said: Expand the vision. Floor said: Always be down to Earth. Stairs Said: Watch each step you take. The most inspiring one: Toilet bowl said: When it's time to let go, just let it go....... And the toilet paper said: Expect shit every day!

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A:How ‘bout we try my new “snuff ball” pitch?A:试试我新的必杀球怎么样？ B: What’s that? B:怎么做的？ A: First, I remove “a pinch” from between my cheek and my gums… A:首先，先把球放在我的脸颊和牙齿中间······ ······ B: That’s enough, I don’t wanna hear the rest B:够了，饿哦不想听后面的了。

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Gilliardi arrived in the United States and after a few weeks found he had great need of a woman. Hetried flirting with a few at a nearby bar but was unsuccessful because he spoke very little English. Finallyone night he picked up a streetwalker andshe took him to her apartment. They were in bed making violentlove when suddenly Gilliardi realized that he had not spoken a single word to her."Miss-a," he said, "I come-a from-a the other side.""Oh?" said the girl. "This I gotta see!

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这么多年英语,突然发现一个有趣现象: clever       聪明的 honest       诚实的 intelligent 智慧的 noble        高贵的 excellent    卓越的 smart        机灵的 elegant      优雅的 把以上这些英文字的头一个字母 放一起就是：Chinese---中国人 junk         垃圾 adult        色鬼 prostitute 婊子 ass&n

A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening！” A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions！” one said in admiration. “How should we support him and learn from him！” said another. Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?” He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er••&#x202

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人活着为了什么呢？during this period in which a person with your family will also need for speed up in my opinion on this page bookmark !

人活着为了什么呢？during this period in which a person with your family will also need for speed up in my opinion on this page bookmark !

人活着为了什么呢？during this period in which a person with your family will also need for speed up in my opinion on this page bookmark !

人活着为了什么呢？during this period in which a person with your family will also need for speed up in my opinion on this page bookmark !

A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.” With greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.” And finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it all into the river, too!” As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, “For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365:” “Shall We Gather at the River.”

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, “Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.” “Good,” my dad quickly replied. “Wash it again!”

女朋友的老师要求要5个500字左右的英语笑话，但是搜遍了百度也没有超过100字的英语笑话啊！！希望哪位好心的大神如果有的话可以给我，拜谢！！！！！！！

　　A smart housewife A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!" 　　精明的家庭主妇 　　一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗？

急求英文版的鹦鹉笑话

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英语单词不要太有难度的，谢了！

我是初一水平，要笑点高一些的，最好有汉译，还有像网上的那些好多都是生单词我不会啊！最好别弄网上的，是初一水平

RT，谢谢大家

我没有蛀牙 小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。” 妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！” 这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。 No Cavities A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. " His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after

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英语笑话一： Last night I   had a dream of you chasing a pig with a knife in your hand. The pig suddenly knelt and pleaded: Don't

A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp. She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie. The genie says to the w

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must

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前几天我到银行办事，看到前面的一个妇女拎着一个购物袋，购物袋上是某楼盘的广告，中文十分优美： 一江春水，两岸风光 汉字的下面有醒目的英文

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tric