1.Excited Remarks
     Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to have one of those someday, his dad’s response always was Not as long as I’m alive.
     One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies
2.A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied, no, I am teaching History.
3.Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
     Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
NOTE
     I wish I were ....是虚拟语气的说法，表示希望发生但不会发生的
4.Sharing the Apples
     Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
     So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
     Well, said Harry, that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?
5.An Ugly Woman
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
6.Goldfish
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
体会笑点而已。