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凤姐征婚,大学门口发传单!

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沪江英语近日,纽约哥伦比亚大学中国学子冒死偷拍到凤姐在校门口散发征婚传单,哥大的男同学赶紧收拾细软逃吧。
  下面是凤姐征婚启事的全部内容,各种错误什么的,真的是更能凸显凤姐的“不同之处”呐!快来看看你符合这些要求不?有兴趣的同学可以试试找找凤姐这篇征婚传单里到底有多少错误哦!
  I'm looking for a Husband now, I am the hottest star from China. my name is luoyufeng(罗玉凤), chinese call me fengjie(凤姐), born 1985. I want my Husband very Interested in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the world。
  I want my Husband like this:
  1. he must Between 25 to 31 years old。
  2. he will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height。
  3. he must never get married, no children。
  4. he will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Standford, Oxon and so so。
  5. He must has a master's degree。
  6. he can't been an Asian。
  7. he would better have a house and a car。
  I'm born in a poor family in chongqing. when 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20. I'm Expert in Poetry and prose. in 2006 when I'm 21, I became a Language teacher. in 2008 when I'm 23, I resigned and come to shanghai for a better future. but I can't get a good job there. there was no way to get more income except publicize myself. so I became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I'm 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me, but none of them suitable。

传单堪比改错题!
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  1. I'm only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes. so I always looked like 5.08 feet。
  2. I'm from china which country control Family planning as their basal policy. I will Follow it, so I only want 2 children if get married。
  E-mail: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com
  Mobile phone: 646-220-8171
  MSN: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com
  Facebook: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com



IP属地:北京1楼2012-02-08 11:55回复
    凤姐真是个人渣!


    IP属地:北京2楼2012-02-08 11:57
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      人家是人才咯。


      3楼2012-02-08 13:06
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        IP属地:广东来自掌上百度4楼2012-02-09 07:57
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