[EVA] Eva2 Manga Spoof -- Part IM bochan at fuji.ne.jp
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Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ] A 2-part spoof manga countdown to the scheduled November release of the PlayStation2 game "Evangelion2" appeared in the last two Shonen Ace-A magazines immediately following the regular Eva manga. Against my better judgement (:P) I have decided to translate and post this manga. The following is Part I (Shinji). Part II (Asuka) will be posted in a couple of days.
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Part I -- Shinji's case Scene: Shinji sitting on a folding chair inside the labyrinth of his heart (a la TV episodes 25/26)
Shinji (nervous/apprehensive): Umm... Hello. I'm Ikari... Shinji. Everyone already knows me so I don't need to introduce myself. After all... this is Shonen Ace...
Shinji: (despondent) Even if it is "Eva2", probably nothing will change. I'll fight Angels, and get hurt..... I'll get hit by Touji, dissed by Ayanami, and ignored by my father! (shouting/holding head in hands) I've had enough of that!! Stop making me suffer painful experiences!!
Gendo: You're wrong, Shinji.
Shinji: Father!?
(Gendo appears wearing -short- cut-off jeans with the waist button open and the zipper halfway down, a bare midriff skin-tight shirt and a high-cut police jacket and cap. Fuyutsuki is wearing nothing but black socks and black T-back underwear, and is in a submissive pose on his knees with his head on the floor, his hands crossed behind his back, and his behind in the air. Gendo stands with one foot on Fuyutsuki's derrier.)
[Artists note: These types of costumes do not exist in the game.]
Gendo: In the Eva2 world, you are free to act however you want. That's right -- in other words it's an Eva world life experience simulation.
Shinji (shocked): !? F- f- f- fa- father!? Why are you dressed like that!!
Gendo: This is the result of the effects of your actions, Shinji.
Shinji: I... I turned my father into a pervert!?
Gendo (riding Fuyutsuki like a horse): Don't say pervert. This morning you didn't go to the bathroom, then you were late for school, and you ate all of the peanuts out of the peanut and cracker snack. The effects of those actions made us like this.
Shinji (backpedaling): That made you into perverts!?
Gendo: At any rate, everything is free in this world!! Anything is allowed!!
Shinji: What!? Is there really that degree of freedom!?
Gendo: If you like, you can even call me "Papa"....
Shinji (aghast): Eh... Pa...pa...
Fuyutsuki (reaching up for Gendo, blushing): Papa
Gendo: Not you, you fool!
Shinji: .....!
Rei (off camera): But Ikari, that doesn't mean you can just live without doing anything. (Shinji imagines Rei in a sexy bikini [AT power -> UP])
Shinji: A- Ayanami!?
Rei (in school uniform): Relationships between people are very important in Eva2. You must be careful because if you hurt people or make them angry, things with even peripheral people will become awkward. (Shinji collapsed on floor [AT power -> DOWN])
