Join The Movement
Upon receipt of this email, please print the following statement, sign it, and keep it for your records.
I, ___________________ , accept and affirm the existence of ghosts,
specteres, apparitions, and their assorted manifestations thereof.
Moreover, I accept and affirm the logical probability of vampires,
vengeful spirits, ancient curses, Zoroastrian hoodoo, devils, demons,
ghouls, gargoyles, witchcraft, lycanthropes (videlicit: werewolves,
wererats, werebeasts in general) et. al. &c. and, moreover, that it
is our duty to face them.
Hereupon and henceforth, however, I hold blameless and indemnify
completely Ed Zeddmore, Harry Spengler, Maggie Zeddmore and Kenneth
Warren Spruce for any and all trauma, both physical and mental, that
might befall my person as a result of being exposed to the shadow world.
Agreed to and accepted by:
________________________
(Sign and date here)