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前两天我弟弟打电话给我、用着很低沉的声音说、大哥,咱爸刚给我买的ONE X弄丢了~我放裤子口袋怕磨花了屏幕、然后放在上衣口袋结果回家路上掉了、然后我以为他会很失落就一个劲的安慰他、结果他又说再然后我又坑了咱爸一个4S_。 还是32G的哟~。 这就是我弟弟~一年丢了第7个手机了。


来自iPhone客户端1楼2012-12-04 13:11回复
    额。。有钱人


    2楼2012-12-04 13:13
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      噗,这也行→_→


      IP属地:广东来自Android客户端3楼2012-12-04 13:13
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        整天不让我看穿丝袜的女人、整天吵着说我不爱她了、每天晚上我们聊天我都会拿着手机睡着~@怎么说呢GYH 就是说你呢、出来让大家看看。我的亲爱


        来自iPhone客户端4楼2012-12-04 13:15
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          还是说个我弟弟的、他大专在读、然后出去在苏州实习自己找的工作、每个月基本工资3500多、经常打电话说我、在部队工资那么少你还干了五年、怎么想的。 我想说你到底要表达什么?


          来自iPhone客户端5楼2012-12-04 13:19
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            我每次跟我老妈打电话她总说、用QQ多方便又能语音、电话费都省了。跟我爸打电话他说、你不是有微信吗?微信多好、以后跟我聊微信。


            来自iPhone客户端6楼2012-12-04 13:22
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              昨天我爸打电话给我、问我部队是不是有冬天穿的棉靴子,我说那是作战靴、军用品不好买。然后他说你有没有、把你的给我寄回来、我给你钱你再买新的~我给你买双就是了、


              来自iPhone客户端7楼2012-12-04 13:26
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                没人、睡觉去了。


                来自iPhone客户端8楼2012-12-04 13:27
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                  和姐妹玩真心话大冒险,他们赌我不敢跟路人接一块,我看见一个帅大叔,跑过去,说'大叔…你是好人吗' '是'' '我没钱坐车回家了,' '小妹妹,我载你' '不用了大叔~借我一块就好了,'大叔给我20,我说就要一块,哈哈,最后他们输了300给我,一块钱做公交,300买衣服,


                  来自Android客户端9楼2012-12-04 13:37
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                    你妹和你生气了,昨晚死哪去了


                    来自Android客户端10楼2012-12-04 17:28
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                      不想和负心汉说话


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