本人虚构，如有雷同，纯属见鬼。【孟津吧】

猛雨来袭

最喜欢看人们在雨中玩命躲雨的样子

妇女：“大师,为什么我老公出轨?”
大师：“你先把这块蛋糕吃了。”
妇女：“嗯。”
大师：“好吃吗？”
妇女：“好吃。”
大师：“还想吃吗？”
妇女：“想。”
大师：“再给你一块，还想吃吗？”
妇女：“想。”
大师：“现在你知道自己为什么老公出轨了吗?”
妇女：“我懂了。因为我贪得无厌,永远不知道满足吧。”
大师：“你可拉几把倒吧！你瞅你胖的”

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突然发现这个可以加好多经验！

————疯人院专属顶贴程序
╬┅┅╬ oゞ耍性子我们的习惯ゞο
┇疯子┇ oゞ发神经我们的自由ゞο
┇家族┇ oゞ不理人我们的专长ゞο
╬┅┅╬ oゞ太嚣张我们的嗜好ゞο

进入社会后你会发现。
新疆的同学也不会拿刀乱砍。
河南的同学手脚很干净。
广东的同学也会挑食。
四川的同学也不是一天都打麻将。
东北人也有很害羞的。
上海人也很好相处。
北京人也不是满口官腔。
西藏人也不是随时都聚众打架。
爱国的言论并不是你们眼里“虚无”的水军和五毛。
都多大的人了。
还只能通过“听说”来观察这个世界。
这才是那些喷子人渣的悲哀，更是中华民族的悲哀。

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