由于舍友的特殊体质，（招虫）一个星期来五六只黄蜂

哈特菲尔德的研究表明：人们接触的时间越长，越容易产生友谊或爱情。一名男子给女友写了700封信，最后……最后……女友嫁给了······邮递员。

4人的宿舍，我们一时兴起，拿着自己带的望远镜，斜看女宿舍，她们有自己带的小型笔记本，然后。。。。我们看到她们在看AV。。。。。那时候真是一时爽啊。。。原来真有看AV的女生。。。

寝室里一同学睡觉说梦话 不知道说的什么听不清

玩三国杀 被对着门 刚选好一个牛逼的武将 大家却突然把牌放下了 层主当然就说艹lz拿了好牌别走 然后教导主任的手就放在我的肩膀上

呃，我一个舍友在宿舍撸管。。。

暴漫吧前代水楼因不明原因被吞进异空间，现已无法进入，故重建水楼= =。。原帖地址：
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2176845669
水楼规则：
1. 水楼欢迎大家前来交流；
2. 水楼内鼓励互相调戏，禁止互相辱骂；
3. 水楼内鼓励内涵，禁止H；
4. 水楼内鼓励盖楼，禁止机器刷帖。
另外，照顾手机党，水楼内尽量不要大量发图片。
以上。
--------------------
拿着菜刀砍电线，一路火花加闪电。

路过

今天在粪坑边上看到一只蛆宝宝，白白胖胖的好萌好欢畅，我看见它弓着身子向我爬来，真的好Q啊！于是我将它放在手中玩弄着，好柔软的皮肤啊！我拿起它仔细的欣赏着，发现它身上有一圈圈的纹路菊花处和头部有一条线连着。哇！好神奇的动物啊！看着看着不经意间口水留了出来于是我把它放进嘴里。哇！一股神奇的味道我从未尝到过的味道。为了更久的体验这种味道我没有一口咬下。我让蛆宝宝在我的舌尖齿间游走。它调皮的在我嘴里翻滚着，蠕动着，弄得我痒痒的。终于我忍不住了一口咬下，只听见啪的一声蛆宝宝爆裂了，一股脓水冲刺整个舌尖。味道美极了！我带着满足的笑容走出了茅房！嗝！

·顶
··赞
···顶
····赞
·····顶
······赞
·······顶
·······赞
······顶
·····赞
····顶
···赞
··顶
·赞
顶
·赞
··顶
···赞
····顶
·····赞
······顶
·······赞
·······顶
······赞
·····顶
····赞
···顶
··赞
·顶
赞
·顶
··赞
···顶
····赞
·····顶
······赞
·······顶
·······赞
······顶
·····赞
····顶
···赞
··顶
·赞
顶
·赞
··顶
···赞
····顶
·····赞
······顶
·······赞
·······顶
······赞
·····顶
····赞
···顶
··赞
·顶
赞
·顶
··赞
···顶
····赞
·····顶
······赞
·······顶
·······赞
······顶
·····赞
····顶
···赞
··顶
·赞
顶
·赞
··顶
···赞
····顶
·····赞
······顶
·······赞
·······顶
······赞
·····顶
····赞
···顶
··赞
·顶
赞
·顶
··赞
···顶
····赞
·····顶
······赞
·······顶
·······赞
······顶
·····赞
····顶
···赞
··顶
·赞
顶
·赞
··顶
···赞
····顶
·····赞
······顶
·······赞
·······顶
······赞
·····顶
····赞
···顶
··赞
·顶
赞
·顶
··赞
···顶
····赞
·····顶
······赞
·······顶
·······赞
······顶
·····赞
····顶
···赞
··顶
·赞
顶
·赞
··顶
···赞
····顶
·····赞
······顶
·······赞
·······顶
······赞
·····顶
····赞
···顶
··赞
·顶
赞
·顶
··赞
···顶
····赞
·····顶
······赞
·······顶
·······赞
······顶
·····赞
····顶
···赞
·

在宿舍我就是一逗比，天天挨打 在待一年就彻底的毕业了

女生宿舍一走廊全都是内衣啊！！！！！！！！

标准的十五个字到底是怎样打出来

=_= 第一次去上铺。爬了半小时愣是没爬上去→_→....

在宿舍里，睡上铺，结果有一次晚上2点dota回来，睡觉，太累，从上铺滚下来了，我还以为是别人滚下来了，硬在地板睡了一晚，不说了，马上治疗了