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A Breakup Letter to Snow

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来自iPhone客户端1楼2015-02-14 06:55回复
    Dear Snow,
    I could say “it’s not you, it’s me,” but that would be the biggest lie I’ve told since I promised the British they wouldn’t get shot at if they showed up by sea. It is you. It’s 100 percent you.
    But it wasn’t always you. Things started off so well between us; you were so novel, so beautiful, so calming and clean when we met. Remember how exciting it was when I shut down for the first time, and we skipped school and work, and frolicked through my streets together? The way you made me feel so pretty, so refreshed, and seasonal?


    来自iPhone客户端2楼2015-02-14 07:42
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      hi


      IP属地:广东来自Android客户端3楼2015-02-14 07:43
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        I’ll never forget those wonderful first days. But that was the early stage of the relationship; now you’re dirty all the time, you never clean up after yourself, and you’ve grown even colder.
        At this point, I’m just feeling...well, smothered. You won’t leave me alone. I tell you I need space and you just keep showing up. How do you not see that by always hanging around, you’re making me turn inward? I don’t even leave the house anymore because I know you’ll be waiting outside my door.


        来自iPhone客户端4楼2015-02-14 07:43
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          Even if you were to back off immediately, we’d still be totally over. I’m literally up to my neck in dealing with the mess you made. Because of you, I may need to borrow equipment from New York City.
          Do you know how embarrassing that is? Those guys already think of me as their inadequate little sister, and now I have to go to them with my gold-domed hat in hand and ask for help?


          来自iPhone客户端5楼2015-02-14 07:44
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            It’s like you’ve turned into this unstoppable monster. I don’t even know you anymore. You’ve also ruined a lot of my stuff; I can’t find like five-thousand of my cars, my bikes are all buried for the foreseeable future, and you’ve killed every single plant I had.
            Also, now is probably a good time to tell you I’ve met someone. His name is Spring, and while it’s long distance right now, he’ll be moving in hopefully sometime around March or April.
            Maybe next winter we can be friends again. But until then, please lose my address.
            Yours unfondly,
            Boston


            来自iPhone客户端6楼2015-02-14 07:45
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              Yeah fuck the snow


              来自iPhone客户端7楼2015-02-14 07:56
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                Isn't it a well written "breakup letter"? I found it and read it...I can't stop laughing!!!!! It is very funny :-) It is a little fun in our crazy situation. I copy this letter here. Everyone should read it and have fun! Enjoy reading and remember people are suffering snowstorm in Boston. We are having another storm in this Valentine's weekend...another foot (equivalent 30 cm) snow. Since we already have 6 feet of snow in past two weeks...not a big deal...add one foot snow on! :0(


                来自iPhone客户端8楼2015-02-14 07:56
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                  What is the people in the last picture doing???


                  IP属地:江西来自Android客户端9楼2015-02-14 08:10
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                    Again, beautiful pics. Happy Valentine! Happy Valentine weekend


                    IP属地:北京来自Android客户端10楼2015-02-14 08:16
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                      SNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!


                      IP属地:新加坡来自Android客户端12楼2015-02-14 08:22
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                        IP属地:江苏来自Android客户端13楼2015-02-14 08:24
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                          Boston is bidding for 2024 Summer Olympic. I guess we may be qualified to bid for winter olympic.


                          来自iPhone客户端14楼2015-02-14 08:30
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                            is that you yourself in your profile pic?


                            来自手机贴吧15楼2015-02-14 09:37
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                              In order to handle this snowstorm, Massachusetts asked its neighbor states for 200 pieces of equipment overall, split evenly between front end loaders, backhoes, Bobcats and dump trucks. New York and Pennsylvania have said they will send equipment. @MooreYuan


                              来自iPhone客户端16楼2015-02-14 09:50
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