Very Old Friend/老朋友
[Outside BagEnd, Gandalf stops his cart.]
Gandalf:"Whoa, whoa."
[He getsdown and goes through the gate which bears a sign saying: 'No admittance excepton party business.']
[Gandalfknocks on the door with his staff.]
Bilbo:"No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distantrelations!"
Gandalf:"And what about very old friends?"
[Bilbo opensthe door.]
Bilbo(amazed): "Gandalf?"
Gandalf:"Bilbo Baggins!"
Bilbo:"My dear Gandalf!" [gives Gandalf a hug]
Gandalf:"Good to see you! One hundred and eleven years old — who would believe it?You haven't aged a day."
[Bilbo andGandalf laugh as Bilbo bids Gandalf inside.]
Bilbo:"Come on, come in! Welcome, welcome! Oh, here we are."
Bilbo:"Tea? Or maybe something a little stronger?
Bilbo: "I'vegot a few bottles of the Old Winyard left. Twelve ninety-six — very good year.Almost as old as I am! Hahaha!"
[Bilbo hangsup Gandalf's hat and disappears down the corridor on his hunt forrefreshments.]
Bilbo:"It was laid down by my father. What say we open one, eh?"
Gandalf:"Just tea, thank you."
[Gandalf,bent double, backs into the chandelier. He steadies it, but then bumps his headonto the beam and utters an "Ooooff".]
[Nursing thepain he enters Bilbo's study and sees the map of the Lonely Mountain mounted ona frame. He picks it up to examine it.]
[Meanwhile,Bilbo is pottering around in the kitchen.]
Bilbo:"I was expecting you sometime last week! Not that it matters, you come andgo as you please. Always have done and always will. You caught me a bitunprepared, I'm afraid. We've only got cold chicken and a bit of pickle… Oh,there's some cheese here — oh no, that won't do. Err, we got raspberry jam andan apple tart… Not much for afters, I'm afraid. Oh, no — we're all right! I'vefound some sponge-cake. I could make you some eggs if you like — oh.Gandalf?"
Gandalf:"Just tea, thank you."
Bilbo:"Oh, right!" [with mouthful of sponge-cake] "You don't mind if Ieat, do you?"
Gandalf:"Oh no, not at all."
[Gandalfsits down on a chair just inside the kitchen entrance. There is a knocking onthe door and a woman shouting: "Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!"]
Bilbo:[whispers] "I'm not at home!"
[He tiptoesup to the front window and peers out to identify the unwanted visitor.]
Bilbo:"It's the Sackville-Bagginses!"
Sackville-Baggins(outside): "I know you're in there!"
Bilbo:"They're after the house. They've never forgiven me for living thislong!"
[Still withhis sponge-cake, Bilbo disappears into the kitchen.]
Bilbo:"I've got to get away from these confounded relatives hanging on the bellall day, never giving me a moment's peace!"
[Bilbo putsdown his cake and stares out his window while Gandalf tries to make himselfcomfortable at Bilbo's hobbit-sized table.]
Bilbo:"I want to see mountains again, mountains Gandalf! And then find somewherequiet where I can finish my book. Oh, tea!" (He hurries to prepare thetea.)
Gandalf:"So, you mean to go through with your plan, then."
Bilbo:"Yes, yes. It's all in hand. All the arrangements are made."
[Gandalflifts up the lid of a tea pot, Bilbo starts to pour water into it.]
Bilbo:"Oh, thank you."
Gandalf:"Frodo suspects something."
Bilbo:"'Course he does. He's a Baggins! Not some block-headed Bracegirdle fromHardbottle."
Gandalf:"You will tell him, won't you?"
Bilbo:"Yes, yes."
Gandalf:"He's very fond of you."
Bilbo:"I know. He'd probably come with me if I asked him." (chuckles)"I think, in his heart, Frodo's still in love with the Shire: the woods,the fields… little rivers."
Bilbo:"I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it inmy heart."
[Gandalf'sgaze is drawn downwards to Bilbo's waistcoat pocket as the Hobbit's fingersbegins to fidget with something inside it.]
[Gandalffrowns.]
Bilbo:"I feel thin — sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too muchbread."
[Bilbo sitsdown wearily at the table.]
Bilbo:"I need a holiday — a very long holiday — and I don't expect I shallreturn. In fact, I mean not to!"
[Eveningfalls on Hobbiton. Bilbo and Gandalf sit peacefully smoking pipe outside BagEnd. Below them, in the party field, sounds of laughter and revelry float upfrom a growing crowd of Hobbits preparing for their evening's entertainment.Torches and candles light a festive scene and everywhere food is rapidly filling up the space on wooden trestles.]
Bilbo:"Old Toby. The finest weed in the Southfarthing."
[Bilbo blowsa large ring of smoke which hangs gently in the still air. Gandalf sucks hischeeks in and out, blows a majestic, full-rigged ship that he blows through the ring.]
Bilbo:"Ahh! Gandalf, my old friend. This will be a night to remember!"
[Outside BagEnd, Gandalf stops his cart.]
Gandalf:"Whoa, whoa."
[He getsdown and goes through the gate which bears a sign saying: 'No admittance excepton party business.']
[Gandalfknocks on the door with his staff.]
Bilbo:"No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distantrelations!"
Gandalf:"And what about very old friends?"
[Bilbo opensthe door.]
Bilbo(amazed): "Gandalf?"
Gandalf:"Bilbo Baggins!"
Bilbo:"My dear Gandalf!" [gives Gandalf a hug]
Gandalf:"Good to see you! One hundred and eleven years old — who would believe it?You haven't aged a day."
[Bilbo andGandalf laugh as Bilbo bids Gandalf inside.]
Bilbo:"Come on, come in! Welcome, welcome! Oh, here we are."
Bilbo:"Tea? Or maybe something a little stronger?
Bilbo: "I'vegot a few bottles of the Old Winyard left. Twelve ninety-six — very good year.Almost as old as I am! Hahaha!"
[Bilbo hangsup Gandalf's hat and disappears down the corridor on his hunt forrefreshments.]
Bilbo:"It was laid down by my father. What say we open one, eh?"
Gandalf:"Just tea, thank you."
[Gandalf,bent double, backs into the chandelier. He steadies it, but then bumps his headonto the beam and utters an "Ooooff".]
[Nursing thepain he enters Bilbo's study and sees the map of the Lonely Mountain mounted ona frame. He picks it up to examine it.]
[Meanwhile,Bilbo is pottering around in the kitchen.]
Bilbo:"I was expecting you sometime last week! Not that it matters, you come andgo as you please. Always have done and always will. You caught me a bitunprepared, I'm afraid. We've only got cold chicken and a bit of pickle… Oh,there's some cheese here — oh no, that won't do. Err, we got raspberry jam andan apple tart… Not much for afters, I'm afraid. Oh, no — we're all right! I'vefound some sponge-cake. I could make you some eggs if you like — oh.Gandalf?"
Gandalf:"Just tea, thank you."
Bilbo:"Oh, right!" [with mouthful of sponge-cake] "You don't mind if Ieat, do you?"
Gandalf:"Oh no, not at all."
[Gandalfsits down on a chair just inside the kitchen entrance. There is a knocking onthe door and a woman shouting: "Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!"]
Bilbo:[whispers] "I'm not at home!"
[He tiptoesup to the front window and peers out to identify the unwanted visitor.]
Bilbo:"It's the Sackville-Bagginses!"
Sackville-Baggins(outside): "I know you're in there!"
Bilbo:"They're after the house. They've never forgiven me for living thislong!"
[Still withhis sponge-cake, Bilbo disappears into the kitchen.]
Bilbo:"I've got to get away from these confounded relatives hanging on the bellall day, never giving me a moment's peace!"
[Bilbo putsdown his cake and stares out his window while Gandalf tries to make himselfcomfortable at Bilbo's hobbit-sized table.]
Bilbo:"I want to see mountains again, mountains Gandalf! And then find somewherequiet where I can finish my book. Oh, tea!" (He hurries to prepare thetea.)
Gandalf:"So, you mean to go through with your plan, then."
Bilbo:"Yes, yes. It's all in hand. All the arrangements are made."
[Gandalflifts up the lid of a tea pot, Bilbo starts to pour water into it.]
Bilbo:"Oh, thank you."
Gandalf:"Frodo suspects something."
Bilbo:"'Course he does. He's a Baggins! Not some block-headed Bracegirdle fromHardbottle."
Gandalf:"You will tell him, won't you?"
Bilbo:"Yes, yes."
Gandalf:"He's very fond of you."
Bilbo:"I know. He'd probably come with me if I asked him." (chuckles)"I think, in his heart, Frodo's still in love with the Shire: the woods,the fields… little rivers."
Bilbo:"I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it inmy heart."
[Gandalf'sgaze is drawn downwards to Bilbo's waistcoat pocket as the Hobbit's fingersbegins to fidget with something inside it.]
[Gandalffrowns.]
Bilbo:"I feel thin — sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too muchbread."
[Bilbo sitsdown wearily at the table.]
Bilbo:"I need a holiday — a very long holiday — and I don't expect I shallreturn. In fact, I mean not to!"
[Eveningfalls on Hobbiton. Bilbo and Gandalf sit peacefully smoking pipe outside BagEnd. Below them, in the party field, sounds of laughter and revelry float upfrom a growing crowd of Hobbits preparing for their evening's entertainment.Torches and candles light a festive scene and everywhere food is rapidly filling up the space on wooden trestles.]
Bilbo:"Old Toby. The finest weed in the Southfarthing."
[Bilbo blowsa large ring of smoke which hangs gently in the still air. Gandalf sucks hischeeks in and out, blows a majestic, full-rigged ship that he blows through the ring.]
Bilbo:"Ahh! Gandalf, my old friend. This will be a night to remember!"