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【Fuck You Up】Can't afford to give a fuck.

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Madonna镇。
讲个笑话，如下：
-do you on drugs?
-why would i sit on drugs?
-i mean,taken...
-to where?
-...used drugs
-i'd prefer new...
可想而知，看我笑话我脸都黑了

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1楼2015-08-02 14:39回复

笑话如下：
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-You know
-No,I don't
-You Ruined My Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2楼2015-08-02 14:45

-knock knock
-Hello
-Knock knock
-Come in
-You Should Say“who's there”'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3楼2015-08-02 14:47

-I wish you were more like your mother
-She's dead
-Exactly

4楼2015-08-02 14:49

-Why are you so ruthless?you act like you sold your soul to the devil.
-No,I didn't sell my soul to the devil.
I'm the devil.
（冷笑话不解释）

5楼2015-08-02 14:51

Don't do drugs
Without me.

6楼2015-08-02 14:56

不懂英语

IP属地:福建

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请原谅我没看懂……

来自Android客户端8楼2015-08-07 10:19

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Confess to me,huh?

9楼2015-08-07 19:50

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