Chan·Baek┃150805『原创』感谢我们的父母吧【灿白/长短不定/先婚

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是不先婚后爱的？

第一章
要说边伯贤为什么会和朴灿烈结婚呢，你就必须得听下面的介绍了。
边伯贤和朴灿烈结婚是因为他们的父母在不知道性别的时候就给他们定了娃娃亲，于是就发生什么以下的故事
边妈和朴妈是好闺蜜，于是在朴妈怀孕5个月边妈怀孕3个月在不知道两孩子性别的时候，定下来娃娃亲，可是没想到，生下来的都是男孩，不过两家妈妈本来就都是腐女，所以也没有因为都是男孩而取消婚约，只是约定在边伯贤20岁的时候结婚（不要问小雨为什么只有边伯贤的名字，小雨不知道）转眼间，边伯贤朴灿烈都20岁了，两家妈妈就把婚约的是告诉了他们，不知道是因为妈妈是腐女还是咋的，两孩子也都是gey，所以听到婚约也没有反对，但是紧张与尴尬还是有的，毕竟两人还没见过面（不要问小雨为什么他们两个没有见过面，小雨不知道）其实两家的家庭环境都特别好，朴妈想媳妇嫁给丈夫，当然丈夫买房子（不要问小雨为什么朴妈知道他儿子是攻，小雨不知道），还给他们买了栋新别墅。

第二章
两家妈妈决定在婚礼之前就让两孩子主一起，也是……“伯贤，收拾收拾行李，今天就搬去和灿烈一起住。”“啊？我……我……我还没准备好呢。”“准备什么呀，快！”收拾好行李，下楼，就已经有车在楼下等了，既然是嫁给朴灿烈，当然是朴大少亲自来接他未来的媳妇咯。看到边伯贤，朴灿烈下车，帮边伯贤搬行李，边伯贤看见朴灿烈下车，呆住了。天呐，这个是不是就是俗语，被上帝吻过的脸庞啊，（小雨也不知道对不对，不对勿喷）边伯贤暗暗的想。“好了！”朴灿烈一声想起，把张艺兴吓了一跳，（小雨:朴灿烈是有多可怕。边伯贤:刚才我JPG，他突然说话，我当然吓了一跳！小雨:哦……边伯贤:此人JPG中）顺势先后倒去，吴亦凡眼疾手快的抱住了他，张艺兴才没有摔倒。（边伯贤也会JPG[偷笑]）

第三章
小雨来凑个字数，请无视。
边伯贤此刻状态:JPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPG

第四章
好吧，我们的边伯贤同，学的JPG模式总算结束了，赶忙红着脸从朴灿烈怀里出来，“谢……谢谢你啊。”朴灿烈只是轻轻一笑，并没有说什么。
来到别墅，边伯贤看到别墅里的装潢，行李一丢（不要问小雨为什么行李箱会在边伯贤手里，小雨只能告诉你，请忽视那些细节），像个孩子一样，东摸摸，西看看，华丽丽地把朴灿烈这个大活人给无视了，朴灿烈无奈地捡起被边伯贤遗弃的行李箱（小雨:你也被边伯贤遗弃了，你造吗？朴灿烈:要你多嘴！）“行李箱。”朴灿烈低音炮响起，把边伯贤吓了个魂飞魄散（边伯贤:我哪里那么不经吓了），“哦哦哦哦，来了来了。”边伯贤赶紧跑回来想拿行李箱，不料跑得太快，在朴灿烈面前被拌了一下

第五章
“啪”声过后，又是一声“砰”然后又是一声“唔”啪是行李箱落地的声音，砰是朴灿烈落地的声音，唔是边伯贤的声音
为什么会发出这一系列的声音呢，事情的经过是这样的:边伯贤在朴灿烈面前被拌了一下，就由身体的惯性向前倒去，于是亲爱的边伯贤同学就直接向朴灿烈扑去，于是行李箱倒地，朴灿烈被扑倒，边伯贤也倒了。“对不起啊，你没事吧”朴灿烈翻了个白眼:“你试试，算了，我不和你计较了。”（小雨:朴灿烈你傲娇咯，朴灿烈:要你管）

第六章
“既然你不计较，我就走了，拜拜！”此刻朴灿烈内心是崩溃的也是复杂的。边伯贤拿着行李箱就去房间了，（不要问我为什么边伯贤会知道自己的房间在哪）当边伯贤看到房间时，又是一声“砰”没错行李箱又被我们的边伯贤同学无情的摔在了地上，“哇，好漂亮，这个真的是我以后要住的地方吗，太好了。”边伯贤把行李箱拿起来，去整理东西了（小雨:你还记得行李箱啊。边伯贤:我一直都记得好吗）说是整理东西，与其说是扔东西好了，衣服直接全部拿出来往柜子里一丢，除了衣服，边伯贤也没带其他东西，其他的朴灿烈这里都有，也不需要他带，于是边伯贤就兴冲冲地下楼找朴灿烈了

第七章
“朴灿烈，我饿了”边伯贤揉揉肚子，委屈的说。朴灿烈看了看表，确实该吃午饭了，可是，朴灿烈决定逗逗边伯贤（你腹黑咯）“还叫我朴灿烈，起码我们都要结婚了，不叫老公也得叫灿烈吧！”“可是我们才刚刚认识啊”“既然刚刚认识，那我为什么要带你去吃饭”“因为我们不久后要结婚啊”“那我们快要结婚了，你是不是应该叫我叫得亲密一点呢？”边伯贤想想也对“好吧，灿烈”，“叫老公”“明明我才是攻”“哦(⊙o⊙)哦，是吗”朴灿烈使坏的弯下腰，凑近了一点“好吧，老……老公”“对吗，这样才乖嘛”轻轻在边伯贤的嘴角啄了一下，朴灿烈起身，“走吧，我们去吃饭吧，亲爱的老婆”朴灿烈故意加重了老婆两个字

第八章
小雨又来凑字数边伯贤此刻状态:JPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPGJPG

第九章
边伯贤JPG模式终于结束了，但是他好像忘了什么事，就是朴灿烈叫他的那一声老婆，当然，你如果以为JPG模式听不见任何声音的话，那你就错了，因为边伯贤就是个例外，“朴灿烈，你给小爷我过来。”边伯贤一声吼，别墅抖三抖。“怎么了，我亲爱的老婆？”小爷我是男的，老婆，这是形容我的吗？！“”你既然叫我老公，那我不是应该叫你老婆吗。”边伯贤想了想也有道理（有道理个屁啊），于是就说:“那算了，不过以后你还是别叫我老婆了，我又不是女的，走吧，咋们去吃饭去，出发”

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小雨这里想说一下，小雨这两天身体不太好，各位亲故不要老是催更，小雨每天都会更文的，就是这两天会更文更的少一点，等小雨身体好了，小雨一定给你们多多更文，亲亲╭(╯3╰)╮