下雨不用军训，有木有？

楼主我看你神情呆滞，印堂发黑，不如你份我一个，然后我们一起拯救世界如何??不以风骚惊天下，就以猥琐动世人！！..火前留名.不以风骚惊天下，就以猥琐动世人！！..火前留名.小手一抖，经验到手。手提酱油，低头猛走！专业酱油党 专业前排党 不为别的就为前排混脸熟 顺便求个粉.

读书时总悄悄把暗恋女生水杯拧紧，然后待她在束手无策时自告奋勇帮她打开。 多年后街上偶遇，她已嫁人，她说：我早知道是你把杯子偷偷拧紧，我也默默配合。 我内心一惊，眼角一酸道：那你为何不道破。 她略带悲情失落的说：傻瓜你长的那么丑，读书那么差，就让你练练手劲，别再日后搬砖之时，落后于人。

下雨，在KFC的门口看到了感人的一幕……男友温柔的对女友说：“雨伞给你，你路上用来遮雨，别感冒了!” 她心疼的问：“那你呢? ”“我打车。”

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爽翻巴士的板

对对对

希望下午也是

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