Tomorrow I go back to the city again, to work at the stadium.
I've got to surround myself with sports if I hope to break into the industry!
Plus, I get to eat all the jalapeno chips I want!
明天我要再一次回城市里去，去体育场工作。
我已经习惯身边有运动的环境了，如果我想进入这个行业的话！
外加，我可以去吃所有我想要吃的墨西哥辣椒味薯片！
Hey, buddy.（Hey, @.）
I wish you could grow jalapenos on that farm of yours.
嘿，朋友。（嘿，@。）
我希望你可以在你的农场里面种植墨西哥辣椒。
Hi @! It's been a while! How are you doing?
I've been doing well at my new job, but I always look forward to coming home on Mondays.
嘿，@ ！好久不见！你最近过得怎么样？
我的新工作已经做得非常好了，但我总是期待着在星期一回来家里。

Hey, I'm back. I just spent the last three days working at the stadium!
We played some team from %place. It was a fun game!
What? Oh. Yeah, our team lost.
Alright, I'm gonna go put a frozen pizza in the oven or something.
嘿，我回来了。我三天来一直在体育场里工作！
我们和来自%地方的队伍比赛了。是一场很有趣的比赛！
什么？噢。是的，我们队输了。
好吧，我要回去在烤箱或者别的什么里面放个速冻披萨了。

I like staying here because I get to be around chickens.
I like how excitable chickens are. Each one has a different personality, just like people!
Maybe if I don't make it as a sports analyst I will become a chicken man. Whatever that means.
我喜欢呆在这里因为我的周围都是小鸡。
我喜欢，小鸡们多么容易激动啊。每一只都有不同的个性，就像人一样！
也许如果我不做体育评论员了，我会成为一个养鸡人。 无论这意味着什么。
I do like chickens, but I don't want to live with my aunt forever...
Oh well...
我确实很喜欢小鸡，但我不想永远和我阿姨住在一起……
噢，好吧……

我已经控制不住自己想吐槽的心情了……
Shane原来的人设居然这么阳光……

哇shane的人設也太陽光(((((((
萌的我一身都是xx