I don't care if I'm rich or poor Gonna rule the world or start a muggle war I just wanna help Professor Dumbledore Ooh Lord let me be in Gryffindor It's a question with which I begin Which house at Hogwarts will I be in With the sorting hat put me in a ?? Ooh which house at Hogwarts will I be in I'm OK at Quidditch I'm great with brooms I can apparate between different rooms But I don't like ravens that I'm sure So you can't put me in Ravenclaw No I don't care if I'm poor or rich I ain't no wicked wizard I ain't no wicked witch I don't wanna be a dementor!! So Lord let me be in Gryffindor Now the homework here is such a struggle These potions & things are so much to juggle There ain't even time for me & Hermione to snuggle What if it turns out I'm just a muggle & Dolores Umbridge just gave me a grin Draco Malfoy says I'm his twin Proffesor Sanpe he just stroke his chin Ooh F***! Am I in Slytherin? Lord I don't care if I'm poor or rich I ain't no wicked wizard I ain't no wicked witch No I don't care if I'm wrongly blamed for naming him who should not be named But I don't care if Lord Voldemort So Lord let me be in Gryffindor Now there's a test ?? to find out stuff Ooh surly I am good enough But I took the test & the test was rough & I ended up in Huffulepuff