唐伯虎点秋香
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Lee：好，大家来一集合一下啊，欢迎大家来到唐伯虎点秋香剧组，我是导演Lee，好，废话不多说，开拍！
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祝枝山： （从后背掏出扇子）We come here for a tour.That’s why the girls are that crazy.
文征明： Pals, why not has a poem competition?（走出来邀请三人） 祝： Very good idea!Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin. （做请他人样）
周文斌： l am the best in this field.
'There are many geese under the mountain.'（顺手指河）
文征明： 'They rushed down to the river.'（顺手指河）
祝： 'Let's roast a goose.'（顺手指河）
唐： 'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'
三人： Good, very good. Very good!（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）
华： stupid jerk!
秋香：嗯？怎么了夫人？Huh? What's the matter lady?
华：没事，我们去上香吧！doesn' t matter！let's go to the lighting!
Lee：cut！What were you thinking? You are out of your mind..Why are you wearing your shoes? Know it will goof! Do you have any point actor's basic quality？Get over yourself. You’re an asshole.Look at this mess! I’m about to explode! 为啥鞋
高泽：But props said cast and no money to buy the shoes剧组没钱买鞋
Lee：Hum, you drop it this time! The next prepared
第二场密谋找秋香
高鹏：我要离开你们了！你们知道哪里房子好吗
杨：为啥
高鹏：我要追求我媳妇去了！我媳妇总不能跟你们几个大老爷们住在一起吧！
高泽：你媳妇是谁呀？
高鹏：秋香啊！
* Gao: I want to leave you! Do you know where the house is good
* Y: what happened
* Gao: I want to pursue my wife! My wife can't live together with you a few big masters!
* Gao Ze: who is your wife
* Gao peng, chou-heung!
杨、高泽：Get lost.滚开！reach for what is beyond one's grasp癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉！
王：别吵别吵！安静一下！你们今天看见我女朋友了吗
高泽：你女朋友谁啊？
王：就是那个穿着蓝白色裙子的
高鹏：穿着蓝白色裙子的......
杨：那不就是...
王：对！就是秋香！
众人：你要不要脸！！！
* Wang: don't make so much noise don't make so much noise! Be quiet! You saw my girlfriend today
* Gao Ze: who is your girlfriend?
* Wang: that is the wearing of blue and white skirt
* Gao peng, dressed in blue and white dress...
* Yang: that is not...
* King: yes! Is chou-heung!
* All: what do you want for shame!!!!!!
* 王：Damm！she is pretty at all！
* 杨：you know！pretty woman is like flowers！you will be all eyes for its beauty if someone leaves are around！
* 高鹏：so...we go to 华home together？
* 众：enenen
Lee：cut！That’s terrible.I’m telling you for the last time!Mind your own business! Next！
action1.
Lee：好，大家来一集合一下啊，欢迎大家来到唐伯虎点秋香剧组，我是导演Lee，好，废话不多说，开拍！
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祝枝山： （从后背掏出扇子）We come here for a tour.That’s why the girls are that crazy.
文征明： Pals, why not has a poem competition?（走出来邀请三人） 祝： Very good idea!Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin. （做请他人样）
周文斌： l am the best in this field.
'There are many geese under the mountain.'（顺手指河）
文征明： 'They rushed down to the river.'（顺手指河）
祝： 'Let's roast a goose.'（顺手指河）
唐： 'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'
三人： Good, very good. Very good!（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）
华： stupid jerk!
秋香：嗯？怎么了夫人？Huh? What's the matter lady?
华：没事，我们去上香吧！doesn' t matter！let's go to the lighting!
Lee：cut！What were you thinking? You are out of your mind..Why are you wearing your shoes? Know it will goof! Do you have any point actor's basic quality？Get over yourself. You’re an asshole.Look at this mess! I’m about to explode! 为啥鞋
高泽：But props said cast and no money to buy the shoes剧组没钱买鞋
Lee：Hum, you drop it this time! The next prepared
第二场密谋找秋香
高鹏：我要离开你们了！你们知道哪里房子好吗
杨：为啥
高鹏：我要追求我媳妇去了！我媳妇总不能跟你们几个大老爷们住在一起吧！
高泽：你媳妇是谁呀？
高鹏：秋香啊！
* Gao: I want to leave you! Do you know where the house is good
* Y: what happened
* Gao: I want to pursue my wife! My wife can't live together with you a few big masters!
* Gao Ze: who is your wife
* Gao peng, chou-heung!
杨、高泽：Get lost.滚开！reach for what is beyond one's grasp癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉！
王：别吵别吵！安静一下！你们今天看见我女朋友了吗
高泽：你女朋友谁啊？
王：就是那个穿着蓝白色裙子的
高鹏：穿着蓝白色裙子的......
杨：那不就是...
王：对！就是秋香！
众人：你要不要脸！！！
* Wang: don't make so much noise don't make so much noise! Be quiet! You saw my girlfriend today
* Gao Ze: who is your girlfriend?
* Wang: that is the wearing of blue and white skirt
* Gao peng, dressed in blue and white dress...
* Yang: that is not...
* King: yes! Is chou-heung!
* All: what do you want for shame!!!!!!
* 王：Damm！she is pretty at all！
* 杨：you know！pretty woman is like flowers！you will be all eyes for its beauty if someone leaves are around！
* 高鹏：so...we go to 华home together？
* 众：enenen
Lee：cut！That’s terrible.I’m telling you for the last time!Mind your own business! Next！
