Buffy里各种有趣的台词

Joyce(about the breakfast Buffy made for her): You two do all this?
Dawn: Oh, Buffy helped.
Buffy: I didn't help...
Joyce: I'm sure you did.

Giles: There's too many of them. People. And they all seem to want things.
Xander: I hear ya. Stay British, you'll be okay.

Xander: And they say young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but, um, I've learned to be afraid.

Giles (to Buffy): You are not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?

Giles: A book! It took one of my books!
Jenny: Well, at least someone in this school is reading.

Giles: You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I think you're both profoundly stupid.

Giles: Well, I've narrowed it down some.
Buffy (seeing the stacks of books on the table): Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.

Giles: Why don't you start organizing the shipping orders?
Anya: Oh no,that's boring. I just want to do the money parts.

Cordelia:How do we know it's really you and not zombie Giles?
Giles:Cordelia,do stop being tiresome.
Cordelia: It's him.

Giles: Unbelievable. "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!" *scoffs* Americans.

Joyce: So Angel's on top again.
Buffy: What?
Joyce: Angel or Star?
Buffy: Oh, uh, star.

Buffy: What are you doing for Christmas?
Willow: Being Jewish, remember people? Not everybody worships Santa.

Spike: Oh. Poor watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? "Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Willow: We just wanted you to know we'll be okay.We'll miss you, but we'll be okay.
Anya: And I'll take very good care of your money.