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呀呀，hi，大家好，没有错我狐小偷来了,我开坑了，嗯？是的，没有错就是开坑,在开坑之前我要感谢我的……最后我要感谢各位支持我鼓励我的吧友，以及度娘，我在百度贴吧呆了快一年了，不过我虽然没有得到什么知识，也没有得到什么技术，但是我得到了许多许多快乐与事瓜，以及文粮，图菜呀！
有句话说的好个个道路通罗马，我得到大家的食物，吃的饱饱哒才能产生粮，不过我消化太慢，产粮小平不太高，可能偶尔会拉稀，有时候会没有水分难咬，但是各位的评论与贴让我羡慕嫉妒爱，让我一个园丁学徒拿起铲子挖了一个不深不浅的坑，但是填满还是有点难，不过我会加油加酱，我会缓慢地把农家肥慢慢填满坑，让兽人吧的土地更加肥沃，你们是否愿意做一只只蚯蚓?疏通与添肥此料，为它添上浓墨重彩之美，你们能亲自口尝我产生的粮食吗？
你们如果愿意的话，请指导我一只六年级的小花朵，让我们拉出更加细腻柔滑细致的粮食，让后人吃了就像是吃金线菇一般-拉出一模一样的-而且我会粘上更多的养分（赞)，如此积累，让兽们吃了拉了还要吃几遍，吃久了就如吃粉丝一般滑滑爽口，兽们我不会亏待你们的陪伴，吾辈能让你们能吃到包含酸甜苦辣咸鲜鲜七个味道娃，不仅荤素搭配营养丰富，而且可口又可乐(吃了可囗吃完可乐)，虽然我产粮很烂不过我很努力，可能大家不喜欢，可是大家请支持我好吗？

百度翻译：(中-英)
A handsome man's winning speech (post)
Ah ah, hi, Hello everyone, there's no mistake. Here comes the fox thief. I've opened a pit, eh? Yes, no mistake is to open a pit. Before opening a pit, I want to thank me Finally, I would like to thank you for your support and encouragement to my bar friends and Du Niang. I have been in Baidu Post Bar for nearly a year, but I haven't got any knowledge or technology, but I have got a lot of happiness and things, as well as food and pictures!
There is a saying that good roads lead to Rome. I get everyone's food. Only when I eat enough can I produce food. However, I digest too slowly. The level of food production is not too high. Sometimes it will be thin. Sometimes it will be hard to bite without water. But your comments and stickers make me envious, jealous and loving. One of my gardeners and apprentices picked up a shovel and dug a pit that is not deep or shallow, but there is still a hole filled with food It's hard, but I'll add oil and sauce, and I'll slowly fill the pit with farmyard manure to make the land of ORC bar more fertile. Would you like to be an earthworm? Dredge and fatten the material to add the color and beauty to it. Can you taste the food I produce yourself?
If you want, as like as two peas, you can guide me to a small flower in grade six, so that we can pull out more delicate, smooth and meticulous food, so that the later generations will eat like a golden mushroom. - and I will stick to more nutrients, so that the animals will eat it several times, and after eating it for a long time, they will be as slippery as eating fans. Your company, we can let you have seven taste baby, including sour, sweet, bitter, hot, salty, fresh and fresh. Not only meat and vegetable are nutritious, but also Coca Cola. Although I produce rotten food, I try my best. Maybe you don't like it, but please support me?

经过微信(英-中)：
书上内容是:
英俊男子的获奖演讲（帖子）
啊啊，嗨，大家好，没有搞错。狐狸大盗来了。我开了一个坑，是吗？是的，开一个坑没有错。开坑前，我想感谢我最后，我要感谢你对我酒吧的支持和鼓励，也感谢杜娘。我已经在百度贴吧呆了快一年了，但是我没有任何的知识和技术，但是我有很多的快乐和东西，还有食物和图片！
有一种说法是，好的道路通向罗马。我给每个人都买了吃的。只有当我吃得足够时，我才能生产食物。然而，我消化得太慢了。粮食生产水平不高。有时候会很薄。有时没有水就很难咬。但是你的评论和贴纸让我嫉妒，嫉妒和爱。我的一个园丁和学徒拿起一把铁锹挖了一个坑，坑不深也不浅，但仍有一个洞，里面装满了食物。这很难，但我会加一些油和酱汁，我会用农家肥慢慢地把坑填满，让兽人的土地更加肥沃。你想成为蚯吗？疏通肥育的材料，以增加它的颜色和美感。你能尝出我自己做的食物吗？
如果你愿意，就像两颗豌豆一样，你可以引导我到六年级的一朵小花，这样我们就可以抽出更精致、光滑、细致的食物，让后人也会像吃金针菇一样。-我会坚持更多的营养，这样动物们就会吃它好几次，吃了很长时间后，它们就会像吃扇子一样滑。您的公司，我们可以让您拥有七味宝宝，包括酸、甜、苦、辣、咸、鲜、鲜。不仅肉和蔬菜是有营养的，而且可口可乐也是。虽然我生产腐烂的食物，但我尽我最大的努力。也许你不喜欢，但是请支持我好吗？

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