少儿不宜啊

哈人

我记得这个笑话在某个寒假作业里出现过，被举报了

expecting

塌巴巴跟女仆搞上了

一看又是出自同胞手笔

Chiiiiiiinglish

I've been to English tieba for many times, and I always saw a lotta young women sitting there talking, laughing, and suddenly I found a sad girl, so sorrow, heart-broken, just like a fallen angel, or just like a big fat snow white. I came close to her, and I can tell she wore a fig perfume, which was a little bit exotic for me, I couldn't stop scintillating and flirted her with some jokes. then, her heart was open for me. I took her to the hotel to get some nips. No sooner had the door closed than she jumped on my belly with legs folded. "fancy a ride?" she said, "l'm allergic to condom." I replied. then felt like my big John into her deep forest without raincoat, after several hours in-and-out, no more bullets remained. she reluctantly let go of me. I was like being gutted. she wasn't sad any more. you see.... I'm just a doctor of love.

逆天

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