如果你滚 我宁可以后像小月月一样的活
If you roll after I'd like little yueyue same live

说你虚伪还真没让我失望
Say you false really don't let me down

要是我有蛋 一定得蛋疼
If I have egg must egg hurts

你妈妈跟你爱人同时掉进河里并且都不会游泳 你是选择蹦迪还是去KTV
Your mother and your lover also fell into the river and can't swim you is choice disco dancing or go to KTV

游戏买装备还不如现实买个国产手机洋气
Game buy equipment to return not equal to reality buy a domestic handset brim

考试蒙噢蒙噢~ 三长一短就选短 三短一长就选长 两短两长就选B 参差不齐C无敌
Exam by oh oh ~ have three long a short just choose short three short a long will take long and two short two long choose B uneven C invincible

洗完澡后挖耳朵 湿湿一大坨
After bathing dig ears ShiShi an array

我跟单纯一词是孪生姐妹
I documentary junichiro word is twin sister

我跟我爱人做过最快乐的事是分手快乐
I told my lover to do the happiest thing is to break up happiness

你要敢惹我我就扯你头发 一天一根 一周你就光秃了
You have to dare to provoke me and I will pull your hair one day a week you bare root

有文学的人只不过是知道怎么把一句人都听得懂得话写得鬼都看不懂
A literary man is just know how to spread a person all listen to understand words written ghost don't understand

这辈子最丑的风景，就是遇见你
This life is the ugliest scenery, meet you

人之厌则远离 人之贱则无敌
The man who is away from the anaerobic mean invincible

劳资要做柔情似水的女人
Labor to do feminine woman