In view,a humble
vaudevillian veteran cast
vicariously as both victim and
villain by the vicissitudes of
fate.This visage,no mere veneer of
vanity is a vestige of the vox
populi,now
vacant,vanished.However,this
valorous visitation of a bygone
vexation stands vivified and has
vowed to vanquish these venal
and virulent vermin vanguarding
vice and vouchsafing the violently
vicious and voracious violation of
volition.The only verdict is
vengeance,a vendetta held as a
votive not in vain,for the value
and veracity of such shall one day
vindicate the vigilant and the
virtuous.Verily,this vichyssoise of
verbiage veers most verbose. So
let me simply add that it's my very
good honor to meet you and you
may call me V.