I, I'm good at wasting time
我 我擅长浪费时间
I think lyrics need to rhyme
我认为歌词需要押韵
And you're not asking
虽然你没有问
But I'm trying to grow a moustache
但我试着去养小胡子(上嘴唇的那种)
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
我吃奶酪 但仅仅限于披萨上的 拜托啦
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
有时会吃自家制的炸玉米粉饼(一种墨西哥食品,以干酪等为馅)上的奶酪
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
其他途径的奶酪闻起来跟脚臭一样(...)
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
我 我真的很喜欢月牙形的月亮
And I love you when you say my name
我也很爱你叫我名字
If you wanna know
如果你想知道
Here it goes
好吧我现在开始
Gonna tell you this
我将会告诉你
The part of me that'll show if you're close
对你展示我的喜恶 如果你愿意靠近我的话
Gonna let you see everything
我将会给你看我的所有
But remember that you asked for it
但记住 这是你问我要的~
I'll try to do my best to impress
我会尽最大努力去给你留下深刻印象
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
但这会简单一些 如果你将剩下的部分猜出来 =D
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
但如果你想要听我大脑里的声音
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
亲爱的 你会要求去聆听么?
At times confusing, slightly amusing
有时会很令人困扰呢 也有些有趣
Introducing me
这样 介绍我自己
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
La la la la
La la la la la la la la, da

I never trust a dog to watch my food
我从不信任狗狗看我的食物
And I like to use to the word "dude"
而且我喜欢用 家伙 这个词 (dude和guy一样 就像中文里你叫 喂一样)
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
把dude用作名词 副词 或者形容词
And I've never really been into cars
我从未对汽车特别感兴趣
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
我喜欢特别酷的吉他和超级英雄
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
恩 我还喜欢面额大的支票
I love the sound of violins
我喜欢小提琴的声音
And making someone smile
我也喜欢 让人微笑 (这里指那个女生 忘了她叫什么名字了)
If you wanna know
如果你想知道
Here it goes
好吧我现在开始
Gonna tell you this
我将会告诉你
The part of me that'll show if you're close
对你展示我的喜恶 如果你愿意靠近我的话
Gonna let you see everything
我将会给你看我的所有
But remember that you asked for it
但记住 这是你问我要的~
I'll try to do my best to impress
我会尽最大努力去给你留下深刻印象
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
但这会简单一些 如果你将剩下的部分猜出来 =D
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
但如果你想要听我大脑里的声音
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
亲爱的 你会要求去聆听么?
At times confusing, slightly amusing
有时会很令人困扰呢 也有些有趣
Introducing me
这样 介绍我自己
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
好吧 你可能已经知道的比你曾经想要知道的多了
So be careful when you ask next time
所以啊 下次再问我的时候要小心哦