1 Why did everyone like hanging out with the mushroom? He was a funghi to be with!
2 ‘Doctor, doctor, everyone ignores me!’ ‘Next!’
3 There's two fish in a tank, and one says to the other, ‘how do you drive this thing?’
4 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
5 I’ve just come back from a once-in-a-lifetime trip. Never again!
6 Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!