反动派溃兵逃到东南亚还能趟平当地军队
黑叔叔打仗没外力真是辣眼睛 南非收拾安哥拉要不是被古巴进场收拾了还不一定能九十年代就崩溃白人政权

不知何时，因为一篇在网络广为流传的黑意大利军队神文，降兵以公亩计，被埃塞俄比亚土著用弓箭射退飞机等等，逐渐成了大众口头的搞笑段子，各方意粉或非意粉都纷纷出面，对其中的谬误和捏造进行所谓辟谣。
然而，辟着辟着，画风就开始朝着另一个极端跑偏了：被意大利侵占的东非大国埃塞俄比亚的军队，在一些人口中俨然已是一支现代化的精锐部队，完全碾压了同时代的中国国府军，而本吧里也不断有吧友发帖称道意军的战斗力，甚至认为墨索里尼的军队如果穿越到1937年的淞沪战场，一定让国军死得更快——

关键是老米都给这种神论点赞了，呃晚节不保

《冷吧内战实录》

原帖哪个?发个链接我看看

内战记

没事没事，猴子也有从树上掉下来的时候。

刘大爷的干货还没上吗？

不是啊，埃塞什么时候变成黑人了？明明是黑皮肤的犹太人

我们不妨先来看看1935年的埃塞军和淞沪战场的国军，到底哪个更牛X一点——
【1】首先说说炮兵：
英文wiki的“Second Italo-Ethiopian War”词条用一段话将战争爆发当时的埃塞军概况描述得淋漓尽致——
Selassie's army consisted of around 500,000 men, some of whom were armed with spears and bows; other soldiers carried more modern weapons, including rifles but many of these were pre-1900 equipments and obsolete.[18] According to Italian estimates, on the eve of hostilities, the Ethiopians had an army of 350,000–760,000 men. Only about 25 percent of the army had any military training and the men were armed with a motley of 400,000 rifles of every type and in every condition.[19] The Ethiopian armies had about 234 antiquated pieces of artillery mounted on rigid gun carriages, as well as a dozen 3.7 cm PaK 35/36 anti-tank guns. The army had about 800 light Coltand Hotchkiss machine-guns and 250 heavy Vickers and Hotchkiss machine guns, about 100 .303-inch Vickers guns on AA mounts, 48 20 mm Oerlikon S anti-aircraft guns and some recently purchased Canon de 75 CA modèle 1917 Schneider 75 mm field guns. The arms embargo imposed on the belligerents by France and Britain disproportionately affected Ethiopia, which lacked the manufacturing industry to produce its own weapons.[20] The Ethiopian army had some 300 trucks, seven Ford A-based armoured cars and four World War I era Fiat 3000 tanks.
“埃塞军装备着234门老掉牙的、装在固定炮架上的火炮，以及一打37mmPAK反坦克炮……少数刚刚购得的75mm 1917施耐德野炮”。
翻译成人话就是，除了少数看得过去的新式外购火炮和平射（反坦克）小炮外，埃塞人的大部分压制火炮还都是【架退炮】。
——我想关于架退炮和管退炮的问题不用我再科普了吧？

黑埃塞没问题，但是装备好坏对国军来说好像并没有什么影响，只有把**将领全捆起来扔进黄浦江国军才能看

话说刘爷发完了日军vs意军，这回轮到国军vs埃军了啊。手下败将vs手下败将