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≮Video Games≯（如果歌名不对之后会改）
I like games they're hot to turn on
You can cheat em and they don't get pissed when you're gone
You complete em; they don't hang around wanting more
And the only thing that matters is to get top score Girlfriends just whine and bitch and moan
But I can get more pleasure when I'm sitting on my own
Girlfriends just bitch and moan and whine
Get out my ****ing room whore READ THE SIGN I don't wanna take Pebbles for a walk in the street
I don't wanna take you dancing 'cause IT HURTS MY FEET
How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off?
I wanna put my cock in Lara Croft Videogames are better than girlfriends
Cause you don't have to do things to keep them happy
You just play them
And have numerous amounts of fun Maybe life would be better as a videogame
I could ride a dragon through the sky like a plane
I could solve a problem with a fight to the death
For the last can of beans or a glimse of a breast I'd get paper from robbing all the banks
Up, down, left, right, turn... gets a tank
RSI, on my thumbs from Call Of Duty
I'd rather shoot my load at a virtual booty I don't wanna give advice on your newest dress
I don't wanna wear a trilby GIVE IT A REST
How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off?
I wanna put my dongle in Microsoft Videogames are better than girlfriends
Cause you don't have to think of a conversation
You just look at 'em
And turn 'em off when you're bored and done My time with Mario
Is better than time with you
You can call me a saddo
But it's all I want to do I'm scared of bajingas
They make me want to hurl
As long as I have fingers
I'll never need a girl

≮Quirky quirky≯
Not married but I wear a wedding ring on my hand
I go to sleep when I want, 'cause I don't have bedtime planned
Don't obey by the rules, sometimes I don't even care
If I'm out eating at a buffet I'll have more than my share WHAT?! I'm a bad influence, don't hang around with me
I ride my bike on the pavement, wear my clothes in the shower
I'm straight up crazy
I've got a beard / I've got an afro / I've got eyebrows that rock, so
If you want to out-quirky us than take your best shot I don't sing in tune, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
Backwards lyrics my of all rap I
Cuz I'm quirky
I sip my Coffee through a straw bitch?
Cuz I'm quirky
N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY?!
Cuz I'm quirky The other day, I had a piece of toast
But I didn't even butter it, it tasted gross
I DON'T CARE, what I do... I'm a real live wire
I hold a match 'til it burns... I'm playing with fire **** vegetables, I don't eat none of that shit
**** education, I don't study one little bit
**** THE FONZ, HE THINKS HE'S ****ING COOLER THAN ME
AND **** SINGING THIS SONG, CUZ I'M TOO QUIRKY TO SING I wear red and pink, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
I greet you with a goodbye
Cuz I'm quirky
I have eleven beers a day, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
(...no, no I think that actually just makes you an alcoholic...)
N' I'll still have a beard when I'm thirty... WHY?!
Cuz I'm quirky Ripping a hole in your jeans
Owning a pink limousine
Learning to ride a unicycle whilst your dressed as the queen
Fighting a bear with one hand
Getting a full-body tan
Joining a post-apocalyptic-gothic hardcore band I like Home Alone 3
Cuz I'm quirky,
I'm drinking peppermint tea,
Cuz I'm quirky,
I got a picture of the hoff, see?
Cuz I'm quirky,
N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY?!
Cuz I'm quirky

≮Medium Pimpin' ≯
Now that we rolling in dough
Let's get a yacht with a bed
But we don't have enough
Let's buy a dingy in...stead We wanna drink crystal
But settled with soda
We couldn't buy a Porsche
Let's pimp out a skoda Yeah! Medium pimpin
Living the dream
Instead a caviar bitch
Got vanilla ice cream No care in the world
Just got numerous pounds
We only travel first class
On the underground Medium pimpin'
(Car with wheels)
Moderately pimpin'
(Fancy meals)
Averagely pimpin'
(Sex appeal)
Medium pimpin pimpin pimpin Train to Soho
Pick up some ho-ho's
Can only get a chat,
Not enough for a blow-blow (HA!!) Medium bitches
Hard to afford
I shop so much at Asda
I'm sponsored by George We wanted some dancers
But children were cheaper
Got so much ****ing money
I could buy your sister Buy your mama
Buy your papa
Dress em up as animals
And take a picture Medium pimpin'
(Chandelier)
Standardly pimpin'
(Unlimited beer)
Mediocre pimpin'
(New career)
Medium pimpin pimpin pimpin Now I am a rich man
Na, na, na, na, na, naaaa
Medium pimpin'
Medium pimpin' Medium gangster
Medium height
(Ba-na-na-na)
Optician
Told me I got medium sight
(Ba-na-na-na) Average pits
With an average smell
(Ba-na-na-na)
And downstairs
Pretty average aswel
(Ba-na-na-na) Medium dance
With a minimal beat
Minimum clothes
On medium seats Medium shoulders
Minimal hands
Spread your legs, Lois Lane
I'm super-medium-man Medium pimpin'
(Bronze shoes)
Moderately pimpin'
(Bronze cain)
Averagely pimpin'
(Bronze gloves)
Medium pimpin
(Bronze brain)
Wow Now I am a rich man
Na, na, na, na, na, naaaa
Medium pimpin'
(Bigger than small)
Medium pimpin'
(Smaller than big) Medium Pimpin' baby
That's right spending cheese
Cheese?
Yeah that means money
Oh
MV地址：http://www.yinyuetai.com/video/460072

≮Strategy Wanking≯
You're stressed about a meeting 'cause you haven't got a clue
Your girlfriend won't have sex with you because she's got the flu
Your cat won't eat its dinner 'cause it doesn't like the taste
Your parents had a baby and you're sad you've been replaced Whoah!
Act like you mean it
Whoah! Shh
Don't make a sound
Whoah!
Keep it a secret People in the place gotta listen up, right
We gonna get loose in our pants tonight Strategy Wanking
Got to cure your frustration
Strategy Wanking
S'only meditation You could've scored the winning goal, but you missed the shot
You've seen the monkeys procreating; boy it's got you hot
You owe the mob some money, but you'll never find the cash
You found out you got herpes when you thought it was a rash Whoah!
Urge the temptation
Whoah!
Don't feel ashamed
Whoah!
Feel the inflation People in the place put your hands down there
N' shake it all around like you just don't care Strategy Wanking
Undercover masturbation
Strategy Wanking
When the pussy's on vacation It's not dumb
It's fun
It only takes one Strategy Wanking
Strategy Wanking You hit the floor
With your new song
It's immature
Your career's bombed Tragedy Wanking
Got to pick up the pieces
They call it Tragedy Wanking
When you've just been defeated Strategy Wanking
You won't feel neglected
Strategy Wanking
You'll never be rejected It's not dumb
It's fun
It only takes one Strategy Wanking
Strategy Wanking

≮What You're Told≯
I've been running away in every dream I have
in a way it's only telling me
what I know, but you don't
and my brain in stuck in overdrive
i'm alive but i'm feeling dead inside
and you know what i told 'cuz everyone wants to be you
and I tried too hard to
find where you're hiding with so
many questions that need answering
will you go? i don't know you go left when they go right
i'm stuck on a plane that can't take flight
and I want to make lift of
that's why i'm so pissed of you've got such a strange demeanor
and i tried too hard to please you never do what you're told
never do what you're told
never do what you're told
I love it how you break the mold, you'll never be controlled
never do what you're told keep telling my friends the things they say and do
i'm an over-estimating fool
when you're around, I shut down
or overexplain and overanalyze
the feelings inside
the feelings i have
when you're around
i shut down The force is just so magnetic
you make my words flow so poetic never do what you're told
never do what you're told
never do what you're told
I love it how you break the mold, you'll never be controlled
never do what you're told
they're silver and you're gold
they're faded when you're bold
never do what you're told
I love it how you break the mold
refused to be controlled
never do what you're told you never do what you're told
you never do what you're told
don't even let them control
you never do what you're told I've been running away in ever dream i have
in a way it's only telling me
what I know but you don't they're silver and you're gold
never do what you're told
never do what you're told
I love it how you break the mold, you'll never be controlled
never do what you're told
they're silver and you're gold
they're faded when you're bold
never do what you're told
i love it how you break the mold,
refuse to be controlled
never do what you're told


≮the return of the boyband≯
It's the return of the boyband
Dressed up with a brand new look
It's the return of the lip-pout
Ripped straight out a boyband book
It's the return of the boyband
Right here in the USA
Say hi to your new favourite boyband
And we're doing A-OK
We never Wanted to ever sell our soul to the devil
But we're gonna have to N-Sync down to your level
Ticket to the states, sold a band for ransom
But we couldn't get a show cause we're not that Hanson...
I mean handsome... ALL-4-1, Boys 2 Men, Take That
It's One Direction ...to Hollywood Hills, girls shake your thing
But we've touched less tits than a purity ring
...First day, couldn't cope with the heat
Mindless Behaviour trying' to stand up on my feet
Had a Big Time Rush to the toilet seat
Puked a big time mush as I recorded a beat
Timberland mixed my beat, with one of his farts
...Drake did some spitting on a few of the bars
...Now I'm rolling in expensive cars
Before I knew it, my vomit reached the top of the charts
It's the return of the boyband
Make way for the vocal trills
It's the return of the harmony
Please stop, 'cause you make me ill
It's the return of the boyband
Right here in the USA
Say hi to your new favourite boyband
And we're doing A-OK
50 percent of the new Boybands, are Brits
And we got the crooked teeth to show it
Bundled back home on a plane for free
'Cuz we lippy like Angelina Jolie
Fame's a mirage, unlike Entourage
...Our future's got more bumps than Nicki Minaj
...Our future's had more humps than the Jersey Shore cast
We did it all for the Snooki
So you could take that cookie, and stick it up your rectum
If you're miming guitar, than you should use a plectrum
Wanna be something, wanna be someone
But the only plaque you'll be getting's on your teeth son
I'm not that fond of the A-list clubs
'Cuz they got more dicks than chat-roulette does
Fames a strange thing, you're down and homeless
...Then playing Strip-Twister with Selena Gomez
It's the return of the boyband
Don't eat 'cuz you can't get fat
It's the return of the dancemove
Say hi to a baseball bat
It's the return of the boyband
Right here in the USA
Say hi to your new favourite boyband
And we're doing A-OK
I had a vision when I got off the plane
There'd be a driver holding my name (Ash)
Have a limousine, packed full of beauty queens
A booby pillow with my head in-between
In a hybrid, with an A-List
And I could kiss her on the lips if she insist
And I could play a bass solo on the Hollywood sign
And Obama would be there with an Ashley shrine
I think I better do something high with my voice in this part of the song
'cause it'll sound ****ing awesome
CHORUS
It's the return of the boyband
(AD-LIB CONTINUES)
It's the return of the dancemove
Hold up, I'm not finished yet
It's the return of the boyband
Right here in the USA
Say hi to your new favourite boyband
And we're doing A-OK
This is the part just like every other song ever written
where we say something that means absolutely nothing
But we've got nothing to say...

Uh, okay, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh,
Howdy Partner! My name's Stef.
Rhymes so bad I'll rhyme you to death
My English teacher said I should quit
When I rock the mic, I rock the mic shit
Freestyler Stef, that's my name
Being a massive player's my game
If you can't handle it, put you in pain
You'll end up in the hospital Wayne
Bruce Wayne, that's what I mean
Batman and, the robin team
With his stick, that's his weapon, weapon of choice
HELLO EVERYBODY! My name is Stef
Another introduction, put rhyming to death
The same old words used again
Recycling, that my-
That's my art, I'm good at art
Not good at painting,
Not good a farting
Everybody knows that I'm a really good rapper
Everybody knows, parapper the rapper, the game
On playstation, PS1,
Hello girls! le- Come to the club
We'll dance, we'll -- we'll hug!
We'll kiss! WE'LL SNOG!
1,2,3 I'm a rapper Stefan James Donald John Abingdon
Everybody knows that I'm number one
In the club I do dances, put you in trances
I've said that line before -- IT RECYCLING!
I've even recycled the recycling line mother****er WOO YEAH
Uh, TMB The Midnight Beast
Dru's allergic to gluten and yeast --
Is it yeast Dru?
Gluten!!
Gluten gluten, sausages gluten
I'm a rapper from the bad ra..
I'm from a bad neighbourhood called Fulham
We don't.... hah... *adorable laughing*
I can't think of anymore :')
Erm, okay...
We can't rap, or, freestyle that well
That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell
We can't rap and our freestyling's whack
But what do you expect from the secret track?
Yeah... funky beats..
Nasty dirty sex music
And the beat goes, and the beat goes:
My name is Dru and I like to party
I really don't look like Tom ****ing Hardy
Sometimes my bum goes a little bit farty
But hey, ... sorry
Arguably the worst rapper alive
But what other rappers' still drinking 5alive?
Got some daddy issues, have some tissues
Thanks mister,
And you know that I really be spitting this lyrical shit,
Person pitch
Sounds a bit like passion pit, what is this?
Bloody hell,
I'm looking at things in the room for inspiration
Yeah, sound fest
You know we're south west
We rhyme with the... tightest
The... flyest in all along
We tag along.
Now you're pregnant too -- no you're not
Woops! Did we have sex? I think not
Weezer! Wheezing is freezing
What the **** am I doing in this freezer?
Everything can rhyme with poo
I once, sat on the loo
And I was nude
WHAT IZ HE SAYIN?
I'm Andrew Fancis Wakely
That's right, I've got a little bit of French in me
Not in me up the..bum..
Just, quarter French, if you're asking.
Maybe bout a fifth, probably not even that
Its just Francis really it's a name...
*more adorable laughing*
What is going on? c:
We can't rap, or, freestyle that well
That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell
We can't rap and our freestyling's whack
But what do you expect from the secret track?
Ohhh yehh, Okay, okay,
Here we go here we go here we go with the flow
Hello girl, what's your name?
My name is Ash, I like ya name
Yeah that's right, I rhymed name with name
But what do you expect when your rapping skills are lame
Swagger, swagger, I got swagger.
HUP DIGGER DIGGER DIGGER SWAGGER SWAGGER SWAGGER
Don't be jealous because I'm badder than you
Badder than you, sadder than you, badder than you
What's my name, my name is Ash
I got loadsa cash, I got nappy rash
But what do you expect from a guy from Reading?
His rapping skills that- aren't that very good
I'm a harsh-boy rapper from Reading
I've got really good bedding
It's got really nice feathers in it
It's really soft, really soft, really soft, really soft
Ah, dakka oohh
My name is mowgli I'm from the jungle
I like... to swing in the trees...
I can't really rap so I make loud noises
HA, HURGH, OKAYYY
URGH, EIGH, EUGHEHUH
EH EH EH EEUUUUHHHH
HUT DIGGER DIGGER DAGGA DUM BABABOO
SIPILABA DIBIDAGA HA DIKKA OOO
SKIP DABBA DIPPA DABBA TAP ABBA ABAPIZZA PAHSDCVJHCG OH EH UH
Bubblegum up my bum
It's really numb
I've gotta get it outta there
Before it makes my bum all sticky
Jedward! Jedward! What ya gonna do next?
How does Eminem rap, so well
Because he's American...
... and I'm English.
HAHAHAAAAA... OOOOOH, MY GOD.
Oh wow.
We can't rap, or, freestyle that well
That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell
We can't rap and our freestyling's whack
But what do you expect from the secret track?
Thumbs up thumbs up thumb up my bum up.

≮Friends For Ever ≯
ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
NEXT DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOR NEVER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- TILL THE END Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake
You're the icing you'd be the sponge
When we're together we become A perfect way to end a perfect dinnertime
Quite substantial, glass of wine
A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion... Digest this factual piece of evidence
I'm your butter you're my toast
The gravy on my Sunday roast
I'm not a fan of your roasts... What do you mean,
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day... I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts, I don't know what to say
Then you should shut your mouth ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
GO TAKE SOME SINGING LESSONS
WHAT WAS THAT? -- NOTHING TWAT
YOU'RE A PRICK
EAT MY SHIT, NO THANK YOU
IT WOULDN'T BE NICE Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit
Quite nice arse great pair of tits
Well that's not relevant... Isn't it?
You're full of shit and that's quite relevant
Is it?
I'm gonna have a think...
Will you tell me what you think of?...
...No One day we're friends,
The next we're not
It's so confusing the why's and what (what)
The hell I thought that we were friends just now...
Then I remember we had a row We're like brad pitt and angela
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun
Stop being pussys and go and work your
Problems out son cuz I'm done ONE DAY WE'RE BORN TOGETHER
NEXT DAY IT'S STORMY WEATHER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- **** YOU BENDER ONE DAY I'M YOUR BLOOD BROTHER
NEXT DAY IT'S '**** YOUR MOTHER'
NO OFFENCE -- TELL YOUR MUM
I THINK SHE'S QUITE NICE
THAT PARTICULAR DIG
WAS DIRECTED AT YOU... and not your mother

≮I'm So Manly(I Make The Men Cry)≯
Life has always told me I was weak
(Not anymore)
Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak
(Of an eagle type creature) I'm just so manly
I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
Look down and cry
At the size of my... Cock so big and manly girls get killed
(All of the time)
Now I've got the balls of an Ox and the build
(Of a very big mountain) We're just so manly
We morph into an enormous manly man
With giant hands I can run a mile with a broken foot
(It doesn't hurt)
I can make a sand storm turn to soot
(Or any other inanimate objects) We're just so manly
That the muscles in our arms turn into guns
When we look at your mum I can climb a mountain with my nose
(It's like a claw)
Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose
(To show that I'm still a sensitive manly man) We've so much feeling
That the feelings that we're feeling have feelings too
But I'm still a man Yeah I'm so manly
I don't need to sing like bambi
I chop wood for fun
I shoot a gun
I got Numerous charges of hit n run I listen to meat loaf
I cry but I don't have tears though
I did battle with a giant snake
And I did a poo on an earthquake Poo on an earthquake
Poo on an earthquake
I'm so manly that I
Piss and I don't shake Poo on an earthquake
And eat a whole steak
Then I'd run a marathon
Without getting a belly ache
Manly

≮the dance routine≯
It's the year of the beast
Again! ha-ha Dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew
We're a dance crew, what you gonna do? My name is Andrew-Francis-Wakely
You haven't heard 'bout my childhood lately
I had a room with a lovely view
I traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes (what! ) Have you ever had a fight with a dancer?
Let me finish your sentence before you answer
Just because I can move
Doesn't mean I couldn't kick all your teeth out with the back of my shoe- uh I remember way back in the day
Hanging with my boys, smoking weed in the playground
Only difference is that never-ever happened
It's easier to sell ya lies when you rap 'em Got a picture in my room
Of a man that I wish I knew
All of this loneliness fills me with hunger
And when I'm dancing it makes me stronger! When there's no-one home (there's no-one home)
My friends and me (and me)
We lose ourselves in a sym-phon-y
If mum and dad could only see
So what's happening, come on team
Hit the mother****ers with the dance routine! -dance break- My name is stefan james donald john abingdon
Ever since I was a little kid number one
I learnt to dance when I was in the womb
My first audience was sat in the recovery room I was born with little tap shoes on
I'm not sure how they genitically put them on
(Gay) ok, if I'm gay come 'ere
I'll do a tap-step on your mouth an' your ear I ordered a beat with an ounce more bounce
Got more digits than bill gate's bank account
You should see the women this gets me, believer
I had to get more bouncers than justin bieber When there's no-one home (no-one's home)
My friends and me (and me)
We lose ourselves in a sym-phon-y (in a symphony)
If mum and dad (daddy) could only see
Dance professor, got a PHD
Doing record-breaking, booty shaking dance routines! -dance break- My name is ashley neil horne
I'm more wanted than the top-shelf ****
Some people think that I'm gay
So to prove that I'm not
Imma show you all my dance moves -dances- My dance moves will make you think
Got a few rules imma tell you:
I don't drink beer 'cause I don't like the taste
I don't eat steak 'cause it goes to my waist
Wait around for a while, I'm back!
This record's been a hit since I've been on the track! When there's no-one home (still no-one home)
My friends and me (me and my friends)
We lose ourselves in sym-phon-y (in a, in a, in a WHAT! )
If mum and dad could only see
Follow your heart, follow your drea***ets show the whole world the dance routine When there's no-one home (Billy Elliot)
Or I'm watching glee (Diversity)
The music takes a hold of me (Michael Flatley)
If mum and dad could only see (Stavros Flatley)
So what's happening, come on team
Hit the mother****ers with the dance routine!
-dance break-

≮Die Old≯
又恶搞了Kesha一首歌，不仅改了歌词还调侃了Kesha，嘿嘿。。
I'm gonna live my life slow, at a comfortable pace
They call me granddad, 'cause it's written all over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight,
'cuz I'm gonna die old
LIVE FAST DIE OLD
Not that old, 23
Got my life ahead of me
What's the point in having fun?
I'll do it when I'm 81
My favourite party's when nobody attends (You Know)
I'm in pants my watching a box set of Friends (For Sure)
Oh my god...
They're at it again (yeah)
Making my songs sound better again (double rhyme)
Parody is easy see, the words are right in front of me
Ke$ha is the best to do,
'cause her words are already poo
I'm gonna live my life slow,
at a comfortable pace
They call me granddad,
'cause it's written all over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight,
'cuz I'm gonna die old
LIVE FAST DIE OLD
Different song, same old shit
Long as it gets YouTube hits
MSN, after ten
You're really gonna do that joke again?
You thought that we'd be better,
we been three years now together
Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met kesharr
When I rap I slur, yes I got a lisp sir
Least I'm not rapping half pissed like kesharr
Oh my god...
They've done it once more (yeah)
Making a song that makes me look like a whore
Those gorgeous brits,
they can't be controlled
The party don't start till we get old
This is the part where we break it down
This is the part where we eat a clown
This is the part where the DJ skips
This is the part where we show our nips
This is the part on a different track
When I cry that my Dad won't ever come back
But he's back... Shut the **** up!!!
He's just an actor LIVE FAST, DIE OLD

≮Ninja≯
I'm a ninja
Of the dance floor
I got a craving for whatevers yours
I'm a ****ing ninja
Of the dance floor
I do the things that you can't ignore
Are you a ninja!
Do you drink special brew?
Cause you can't afford a bottle of the champagne too?
Get out the kitchen if you can't take the heat
I never eat cause
I haven't had a good night till I'm sick in the street
Ah bro that really smells
What have you been drinking man
Super strongbow mother****er do you wanna can?
I don't pay by card and
I don't pay by cheque man
I'll give you so much change you can't even hold it in your hand I
I... I'm an assassin of the dance floor right?
I silently assassinate every drink in sight
I got eyes like a hawk a serial drink thief
I'm like Robin Hood apart from that
I'm robbing for me From the rich cause I'm poor
A celebrity whore
I'm the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for
And my hands are like samurai swords
But they're not metal so nothing like swords
They're just hands what the **** you saying man?
But I'm still a ninja
Of the dance floor
My hands look nothing like samurai swords
But I'm a ****ing ninja
Of the dance floor
So get ready for what I got in store
I went to cheapskates, to be a cheapskate
I went to punk to getta lil crunk
I went to mahiki thought
I could be cheeky
They wouldn't let me in -NAH
Till I showed my kata-NAH
Is that my drink?
I-aint got no drink
I swear that's my drink
It was just any drink Well my drinks been drunk
OH WELL
That shit got stung OH WELL
Oh well, welly welly
Lets take a ride like Nelly
We could move like jelly
Were invisible were up all night
I've got special powers
I can stay up for seven whole hours
I can see when it's foggy foggy
Like snoop doggy doggy
I'm a ninja dick face got a tattoo to prove it!
Don't ever let me see you waste your drink
cuz I'll lose it
Give you five whole seconds to finish it up
Till I come around the corner take a shit in your cup
I'm a ninja
Of the dance floor
I'll take a shit in everything that's yours
I'm a ****ing ninja
Of the dance floor
I drink more than a liquor store
Are you a ninja? WHAT!
Of the dancefloor? WHAT!
(Did you say something?)
(no i was just doing that ''What!'')
(what like eminem?)
(Yeah)
Baby I'm a ninja
In a western world
Now lets hear it from my ninja girl Baby Boo,
all of my friends are Ninjas too just like you~
nin-nin-ja-ja
imma ****ing ninja
nin-nin-ja-ja
Imma ****ing ninja
ja-ja

We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
We're not unsigned because we're shit,
we're unsigned because corporation Suck
I think it's because we're shit
Shut up Ash Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We're the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs
What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge
The wide worlds very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!
Just the other day I was walking,
felt a tap on my shoulder
There's a shark standing there and he looks much older
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I turn around and I'm like '
What the hell?'
He looks back at me,
he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I look at him and I'm like '
What the hell? What the hell?'
Then I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace
Humans are better
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother ****er'
He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother ****er'
What happened next?
I'm getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves,
grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like '
What the ****?'
He looks back at me,
he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I'm not even scared
I'm like 'What the ****?
W-w-w-what the ****?'
Then I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the balls
Should have protected his balls
Go cry to ya' mamma
A bear couldn't cook caba?da
I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are weirder
'Cause we'll have you later for dinner
Unless you're vegetarian
And that's okay, be a vegetarian it's fine with me