回复：【沈煜伦】当经典的句子翻译成英文再翻译成中文（转）笑尿了

66.说个好笑的！我今天中午去吃饭的时候，一坐餐厅门口的它T-shirt上两个字母笑尿了我！RB大写的！我第一个想到的是二逼！然后是〜〜〜
度娘：A funny! This afternoon I went to dinner, a restaurant at the entrance of the T-shirt two letters to my smile urine! RB capital! My first thought was of two! Then ~ ~ ~【有有趣的！今天下午我去吃晚餐，餐厅at the entrance of the two letters to my T恤微笑的尿！RB的资本！我的第一次思想was of two！然后~ ~ ~】
谷歌：Say the funny ! Today, I went to dinner at noon , a restaurant sitting in front of it on a T-shirt two letters I laugh urine ! RB uppercase ! My first thought was two force ! Then ~ ~ ~【说有趣的！今天，我中午去吃饭，餐厅T恤坐在它前面的两个字母，我笑尿了！ RB大写！我首先想到的是两个力！然后〜〜〜】然后都怪我手贱……

67.冷酷奢糜，霸道幼稚，温馨细腻，浪子回头。（种马呀…）
度娘：A luxurious, overbearing naive, sweet and delicate, return of the prodigal son. (stud...)【豪华的，专横的天真，甜蜜和微妙的，浪子回头。（螺柱……）】
谷歌：Shemi cold , overbearing naive , warm and delicate, the prodigal son . ( Stallion ah ... )【奢糜冷，霸道的天真，温暖和细腻，浪子回头。（骏马啊...）】要笑翻了！螺柱…骏马…啊…/呲牙

实在词穷了！看看歌词有木有搞笑de

68.吃了我的你给我吐出来！用了我的你给我还回来
度娘：Eat me out! Took me back【吃了我！带我回来的】
谷歌：Ate my spit you gave me ! I used to come back to me you【吃了我的你给我吐！我回来你来我的】有时候觉得谷君比度受更靠谱

69.你好毒你好毒你好毒毒毒毒毒
度娘：Hello hello hello poison poison poison poison poison【喂喂喂毒药毒的毒药】
谷歌：Hello Hello poison poison poison poison poison poison poison hello【你好你好毒毒毒毒毒毒毒你好
】我好无语好无语好无语

70.沈氏夫夫我们永远爱你们…么哇
度娘：Shen's husband we love you forever... What WOW【沈从文的丈夫，我们永远爱你…什么哇】
谷歌：Fufu Shen's what we will always love you ... wow【沉福福是什么，我们将永远爱你...哇】我不要再玩了…伤不起啊

71.伤不起真的伤不起
度娘：Vulnerable really vulnerable【弱势很脆弱】
谷歌：Injury can not afford to really hurt can not afford【伤不起，真的伤不起
】谷君谷君你终于好了

不玩了！都木有激情！欢脱不起来啊啊啊啊〜

73.不玩了！都木有激情！欢脱不起来啊啊啊啊〜
度娘：Do not play! I have passion! Huan did not ah ah ah ah ~【不玩！我有激情！还没有啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~】
谷歌：Do not play ! All wood passion ! Huan tied up ah ah ah ah ~【不要打了！全木结构的激情！欢绑起来啊啊啊】度娘你是在回复我么？谷君你是在劝架么？

真心受不了这二货了！肚子疼！

又要吃饭了好烦啊！讨厌

嗯嗯！笑屎我了

75.锄禾日当午，汗滴禾下土。谁知盘中餐，粒粒皆辛苦。
度娘：ChuHeRiDangWu, sweat wo soil. Who knows Chinese food, every grain of hard work.【锄禾日当午，汗滴禾下土壤。谁知盘中餐，粒粒皆辛苦。】
谷歌：Hoe Wo day when afternoon , sweat Wo soil . Who knows dishes on the menu , fruit of hard toil .【锄禾日当午，汗滴禾下土。谁知道菜单上的菜肴，粒粒皆辛苦。】谁知道我翻译的有多辛苦…度受尼玛你第一句是要闹那样啊